person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
- Wonbin: This is unbelievable.
- Jonghun: I still can't figure out what's going on.
- Jaejin: I think I'll get use to this tomorrow.
- Hongki: I can't sleep tonight. What am I gonna do?
- Wonbin: I think I'll feel it when I am getting ready to wash up and cry right there. Right before I wash my face.
- Jaejin: Everyone says they're surprised because we didn't cry. But honestly this does not feel real to us right now.
- Wonbin to Minhwan: Why are you crying?
- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then
just burp on his penis and leave